37 of the most hilarious and disturbing photos ever taken at a wedding.
Save us, Bridezilla! A good many of you are probably about to walk down the aisle and promise to be among the 50% of married people who stay together forever and ever. Since your friends and relatives will be taking the money they could have spent on an actually enjoyable vacation and throwing it away to watch you read the vows you shouldn’t have written yourself, why not make it worth their while and let them know just how unhinged you and your fiance really are? Take a cue from these wedding photos and learn how to take “your day” to a whole new, mind-bogglingly insane level. May you kiss the bride you deserve, if not the one you need. That dock had a strict weight limit of no more than 12 hideous bridesmaid dresses. You’ll always get my love at rock bottom prices. In lieu of rice, the bride and groom request you throw cheat codes. Updated 6/24/12: Let’s get a photo that will be irrelevant by the time the flash fades. Always a bridesmaid, thanks to this aquarium’s antiquated views on marine-life marriage. May the strength of your love help you traverse even the toughest windmill passage. Never wedding plan on shrooms. Little taste of the honeymoon to come, big guy. The train’s bad enough. But the umbrella really hits home that this guy is rethinking choices. Dress code stated clearly, “Formal for ladies, no effort whatsoever for guys.” Based on her form, he’s about to get a really inexpensive nose job. Luckiest bride in history. Updated 8/8/11: It’s a match made in Greek myth. If you thought your families didn’t get along at the wedding… Now let’s get a lifeless doggy style one, you know, for the grandparents. At Juggalo weddings it’s, By the power vested in me, you may now show the groom your tits.” They were sick of people getting them confused. Posted on 6/20/11: They danced to The Cure’s “Lovecats.” Posted on 6/3/11:
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The Historic and Haunted Ghost Town of Bodie
The old mining town of Bodie, California is America’s best preserved ghost town. Dating back to 1859, Bodie is literally frozen in time and looked after as an historic park. The town is both authentic and mysterious, with original fixtures, furniture, and personal items in the buildings left untouched since their residents abandoned them.
Bodie abounds with legends of the paranormal, but none more famous than the haunted Cain residence. The man of the house had an affair with their maid. After being publicly disgraced, the unfortunate maid took her own life and reportedly haunts the house.
The Cain house is open to the public and has provided accommodation for park rangers. People have reported ghostly apparitions and strange music. Staying overnight in the house, park rangers and their wives have experienced paranormal events such as hearing strange noises, being paralyzed in bed, and seeing items move by themselves.
The most frightening legend of Bodie is a mysterious curse that follows many visitors after they leave the town. Allegedly, Bodie’s ghosts serve as guardians to the town’s property, casting bad luck and misfortune to souvenir hunters who take anything with them.
Each month, Bodie’s park rangers receive objects and letters from people who admit to taking items and beg the rangers to put them back. The letters tell tales of horrible incidents such as mysterious illnesses, car accidents, and even death. The rangers frequently speak of these accounts and assure the senders that the objects are always returned to their original places.
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